English humour

— Will you tell me your name?
— Will Knot.
— Why not?

— What do ghosts serve for dessert?
— Ice Scream.

— Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
— No body.

A policeman pulled over a speeding motorist and asked,”Do you have any ID?” The motorist replied, “About what?”

There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted, unparted and departed.

I like your approach…Let’s see your departure.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Don’t steal, the Government hates competition!



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2 responses to “English humour”

  1. Karle says :

    When is a knot, not a Knot? When it’s not.

  2. Alan J. Blaustein says :

    Two upper-class Englishmen at their club. One says to the other, “I say, I hear you buried your wife. Terribly sorry.” The other relies, “Well, we had to, you know. She died.”

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