The 100 Funniest Words in English

Abibliophobia | The fear of running out of reading material. |
Absquatulate | To leave or abscond with something. |
Allegator | Some who alleges. |
Anencephalous | Lacking a brain. |
Argle-bargle | A loud row or quarrel. |
Batrachomyomachy | Making a mountain out of a molehill. |
Billingsgate | Loud, raucous profanity. |
Bloviate | To speak pompously or brag. |
Blunderbuss | A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity. |
Borborygm | A rumbling of the stomach. |
Boustrophedon | A back and forth pattern. |
Bowyang | A strap that holds the pants legs in place. |
Brouhaha | An uproar. |
Bumbershoot | An umbrella. |
Callipygian | Having an attractive rear end or nice buns. |
Canoodle | To hug and kiss. |
Cantankerous | Testy, grumpy. |
Catercornered | Diagonal(ly). |
Cockalorum | A small, haughty man. |
Cockamamie | Absurd, outlandish. |
Codswallop | Nonsense, balderdash. |
Collop | A slice of meat or fold of flab. |
Collywobbles | Butterflies in the stomach. |
Comeuppance | Just reward, just deserts. |
Crapulence | Discomfort from eating or drinking too much. |
Crudivore | An eater of raw food. |
Discombobulate | To confuse. |
Donnybrook | An melee, a riot. |
Doozy | Something really great. |
Dudgeon | A bad mood, a huff. |
Ecdysiast | An exotic dancer, a stripper. |
Eructation | A burp, belch. |
Fard | Face-paint, makeup. |
Fartlek | An athletic training regime. |
Fatuous | Unconsciously foolish. |
Filibuster | Refusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote. |
Firkin | A quarter barrel or small cask. |
Flibbertigibbet | Nonsense, balderdash. |
Flummox | To exasperate. |
Folderol | Nonsense. |
Formication | The sense of ants crawling on your skin. |
Fuddy-duddy | An old-fashioned, mild-mannered person. |
Furbelow | A fringe or ruffle. |
Furphy | A portable water-container. |
Gaberlunzie | A wandering beggar. |
Gardyloo! | A warning shouted before throwing water from above. |
Gastromancy | Telling fortune from the rumblings of the stomach. |
Gazump | To buy something already promised to someone else. |
Gobbledygook | Nonsense, balderdash. |
Gobemouche | A highly gullible person. |
Godwottery | Nonsense, balderdash. |
Gongoozle | To stare at, kibitz. |
Gonzo | Far-out journalism. |
Goombah | An older friend who protects you. |
Hemidemisemiquaver | A musical timing of 1/64. |
Hobbledehoy | An awkward or ill-mannered young boy. |
Hocus-pocus | Deceitful sleight of hand. |
Hoosegow | A jail or prison. |
Hootenanny | A country or folk music get-together. |
Jackanapes | A rapscallion, hooligan. |
Kerfuffle | Nonsense, balderdash. |
Klutz | An awkward, stupid person. |
La-di-da | An interjection indicating that something is pretentious. |
Lagopodous | Like a rabbit’s foot. |
Lickety-split | As fast as possible. |
Lickspittle | A servile person, a toady. |
Logorrhea | Loquaciousness, talkativeness. |
Lollygag | To move slowly, fall behind. |
Malarkey | Nonsense, balderdash. |
Maverick | A loner, someone outside the box. |
Mollycoddle | To treat too leniently. |
Mugwump | An independent politician who does not follow any party. |
Mumpsimus | An outdated and unreasonable position on an issue. |
Namby-pamby | Weak, with no backbone. |
Nincompoop | A foolish person. |
Oocephalus | An egghead. |
Ornery | Mean, nasty, grumpy. |
Pandiculation | A full body stretch. |
Panjandrum | Someone who thinks himself high and mighty. |
Pettifogger | A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech. |
Pratfall | A fall on one’s rear. |
Quean | A disreputable woman. |
Rambunctious | Aggressive, hard to control. |
Ranivorous | Frog-eating |
Rigmarole | Nonsense, unnecessary complexity. |
Shenanigan | A prank, mischief. |
Sialoquent | Spitting while speaking. |
Skedaddle | To hurry somewhere. |
Skullduggery | No good, underhanded dealing. |
Slangwhanger | A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer. |
Smellfungus | A perpetual pessimist. |
Snickersnee | A long knife. |
Snollygoster | A person who can’t be trusted. |
Snool | A servile person. |
Tatterdemalion | A child in rags. |
Troglodyte | Someone or something that lives in a cave. |
Turdiform | Having the form of a lark. |
Unremacadamized | Having not been repaved with macadam. |
Vomitory | An exit or outlet. |
Wabbit | Exhausted, tired, worn out. |
Widdershins | In a contrary or counterclockwise direction. |
Yahoo | A rube, a country bumpkin. |
@ | The “at” sign. |
15 Famous Books Inspired by Dreams
One does not have to persistently study the literary canon in order to discover compelling narratives and characters. Turning inward and paying close attention to dreams and nightmares makes for an excellent way for aspirant writers to pull themselves out of creative ruts or get started on a new literary piece. Even before Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung wrote their seminal works on dream and archetype interpretation, some of the most famous and influential people (not just authors, playwrights and poets!) sought inspiration in the dreaming world. The following famous books contain elements inspired either by specific subconscious visuals or the bizarre, convoluted way in which they meander through the mind and senses.
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The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer
From Stephenie Meyer’s dreams of a sparkly vampire talking to a puny human woman came the media juggernaut about sparkly vampires and the puny human women who love them. She has yet to mention whether or not the series’ glorification of emotional abuse also came from her nocturnal adventures.
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Much of H.P. Lovecraft’s Works
It probably comes as little shock to anyone even tangentially familiar with the work of horror master H.P. Lovecraft that the man pulled his inspiration from the vivid nightmares he suffered most nights. Any novel or short story featuring the Great Old Ones especially drew from the more twisted corners of his subconscious.
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Pilgrim’s Progress by John Bunyan
Though no definitive answers exist regarding whether or not John Bunyan launched the classic Pilgrim’s Progress because of his dreams, he certainly pulled plenty of inspiration from their structure. So while nobody knows for certain, the fact that he so diligently paid attention to how they operated in order to pen his unearthly prose still earns him a place on this list.
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The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
As with most of H.P. Lovecraft’s terrifying tales, this horror classic also sprang into existence because of its writer’s graphic nightmares. In this case, a “fine bogey tale” tormenting him as he slept grew into one of the most famous and genuinely scary English-language novels ever penned — most especially considering its all-too-human antagonist and protagonist.
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Misery by Stephen King
Another visceral, memorable novel revolving around humanity’s ugliest tendencies unsurprisingly popped straight from respected author Stephen King’s sleeping life. While dozing off on a flight to London, he found inspiration in a chilling nightmare about a crazed woman killing and mutilating a favorite writer and binding a book in his skin. The final product, of course, came out just a little bit different.
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Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Following the death of her and Percy Bysshe Shelley’s daughter at only 12 days old, the heartbroken Mary Wollstonecroft Godwin dreamt of the child coming back to life after massaging her near a fire. She wrote of it in the collaborative journal she kept with her poet lover (later husband), and most literary critics believe it later grew into one of the most iconic, influential horror novels of all time.
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Stuart Little by E.B. White
One of the most memorable and beloved characters from children’s literature sauntered into E.B. White’s subconscious in the 1920s, though he didn’t transition from notes to novel until over two decades later. From there, the tiny boy with the face and fur of a mouse became a classic that continues to delight both adults and kids even today.
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Much of Edgar Allan Poe’s Works
Though separating fact from fiction when it comes to Edgar Allan Poe’s internal life remains a difficult task, most literary critics believe his legendary, hallucinatory poems and short stories stemmed from troubled nightmares. Considering how frequently dreams and dreamlike imagery and structure crop up in his oeuvre, it’s a more than safe assumption.
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Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Part of the eponymous character’s personal arc stems from her highly detailed dreams, both asleep and diurnal slips in and out of consciousness. Though she may not have necessarily pulled inspiration from her own personal dreams, Charlotte Bronte wielded the common literary device of prophetic, subconscious visions, carefully aping their real-life hallucinatory, stream-of-consciousness structure.
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Fantasia of the Unconscious by D.H. Lawrence
Really, most of D.H. Lawrence’s more lilting, dreamlike works such as Women in Love could qualify for inclusion here. However, Fantasia of the Unconscious so perfectly maps out such experiences and explains their importance and inspiration in such great detail it edges out any other competing works.
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Book of Dreams by Jack Kerouac
Everything readers need to know about this novel comes straight from the title. Beat poster boy Jack Kerouac kept and published a book comprised entirely of his dreams, spanning from 1952 to 1960 and starring characters from many of his other works.
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Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach
Considering the heavy spiritual and philosophical core of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, it probably comes as little surprise that it initially sprung from Richard Bach’s daydreams of a drifting seabird. Interestingly enough, he could only finish the original draft following another series of subconscious visions!
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The Apprenticeship of Big Toe P by Reiko Matsuura
Though available in English and enjoying cult rather than mainstream attention, the novel of a woman who wakes up with a penis for a toe became a bestseller in its native Japan. Her incredibly original premise, meant to explore gender identity and relations, came to her through a most unusual dream she eventually adapted into a favored work of fiction.
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Twelve Stories and a Dream by H.G. Wells
“A Dream of Armageddon,” specifically, though some claim that many of H.G. Wells’ other classic science-fiction works likely sprouted partially from his dream life. As the title describes, this harrowing work speculates on the dangerous directions in which mankind’s technology could ultimately lead it.
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“Kubla Khan” from Christabel by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
One of the most famous examples of dream-inspired literature, the famous poem — printed in the book Christabel – wafted into Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s brain from a combination of sleep and opium. One of his most beloved works, he described it as a “fragment” rather than a whole, though most critics these days analyze it as the latter.
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There are two ways to eat a cake.
You can eat it in small pieces.
Or gobble the whole thing down.
Most of us would like to gobble, whether it comes to cake or learning
And like cake, learning needs to be tackled in small portions. Small portions not only help you learn, but help you learn a lot faster. Here are three core reasons why:
1) The sleep factor
2) The tiredness factor
3) The mistake factor.
Let’s start with the sleep factor
When you learn something, the brain tries to make sense of it. And then it goes about doing whatever it’s supposed to do. Then you go to bed. You might get just 6 hours of sleep, but in that time your brain is processing parts of your day. And if you’ve learned a new skill, there’s a good chance it’s doing just that—processing your new skill.
My niece, Marsha is just 8 (at the time of writing this article)
And she comes across to my office to learn to implement a concept called Bal-Vis-X. It’s a combination of skills that make students sharper and smarter than ever before. But here’s what happens during our exercise.
At first, Marsha struggles with a new exercise (there are over 300 exercises in the entire program). And we don’t force the issue. She just goes home and goes to sleep. Then she comes back for the next session. In between those two sessions, nothing has changed. The only difference is the sleep factor. Yet, almost immediately you can see the difference.
And the same applies to your learning
You can learn just about anything. And then it’s time to sleep. The very next day there will be a difference. Whether you will be able to discern the difference or not isn’t relevant, there will be a difference, nonetheless.
Over weeks and months you’ll be able to see a chunky difference. And sleep, believe it or not, plays a massive role. So yes, turning off that stupid TV (yes, stupid) will make you a lot smarter. But then, can’t bulk learning make you smarter? Surely the brain can absorb a lot more information at one go. Yes it can, but there’s a problem called tiredness that steps right in.
2) The tiredness factor
Bulk learning is plainly ineffective when compared with daily learning—and you don’t need a research scientist to tell you that. If you’re flirting with a new skill, the brain is under tremendous pressure. It’s trying to absorb what’s being written, work out the context and—because it’s a skill—apply it to your job or your life. Think about the amount of glucose that sucks up from your body. Now multiply that learning over 3 hours, or a day, and what you’ll find are drop outs.
It would seem that you’ve heard it all, and yet unless you have a phenomenal ability, there’s a chance you lost little chunks past the first ten minutes of instruction. As the learning advances, you start losing bigger chunks.
Now admittedly this depends on your level of skill. Let’s say you already know a lot about Photoshop, and you’re sitting in a Photoshop seminar, your brain doesn’t strain too much. But the moment some new features come up, your brain has to do a fair bit of work. The more facts you have to remember the more tired it gets and dropouts are inevitable. It’s only when you see the work of others, working on the same exercise, that you realise how many subtleties you’ve missed.
When you do daily learning, you get to re-examine what you’ve learned—and what you’ve missed. And this brings us to the third part: The mistake factor.
3) The mistake factor
If you do something every day, you learn from new mistakes every day. If you bulk your learning the mistakes are all a blur. But daily mistakes get highlighted. And not just your mistakes, but in a group, the mistakes of the entire group. There’s more than a good chance that a group of just 5-7 people will make as many as 5-15 mistakes in a single day. This is because everyone interprets information differently, and executes differently.
So you get to learn—and more importantly, revise what you know. And what you don’t know. Bulk learning is not as efficient, because the mistakes are made en masse, and the teacher may not be overly keen to point out 35 mistakes in one day. Over a week, 35 mistakes are just 5 mistakes a day. Every mistake gets its own spotlight and hence you get the chance to eliminate those mistakes systematically.
And yet most of us believe in bulk learning
And this is because we’re in a hurry. Yet, the best way to learn something, is to slow things down considerably. It takes most people about 2-3 years to become extremely proficient at a skill like writing or drawing. Yet with the right teacher and the right system this can be shortened to just 6-8 months. And that’s because the pace slows down considerably. You detect and fix more errors. And what is talent, but the systematic reduction of errors?
You’ve done the gobble-gobble learning and you know the results.
Now try the daily learning. Better still, try it in a group.
And prepare to be amazed.