Thou rank, hasty-witted bugbear

Do you have a random acquaintance or a smug, priggish colleague that you wish you could [insert swearing here] but you just keep a stiff upper lip and walk away?
Here are some praiseworthy ideas for you that I bet they would not even understand (shouted or muttered under your breath):
(click to download)
Shakespeare’s insult kit
The memory be green,
Reblogged this on Kip's Thoughts and commented:
Gonna have to remember these, LOL
We were given a list like this back when i was at school! Cue a few weeks of Shakespearian swearing and insults!
It was fun, though? 🙂
Indeed it was! 😀