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Faulty upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 | Best reply to a relationship complain.

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

And the witty reply from the tech Support reads:

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New and convenient way to apologize

 “Ugh, my bad.”

“Nope, not enough.”

Of course it is not enough, you senseless creature. And especially if you are dealing with highly sensitive or emotional people, in other words most women (and some men).

Sometimes I wish I had a blank than I would check and would have had apologized. Done, bygone, far-off, closed page, i.e. forgotten. Or, at least, I would have deflected the coming grudge. Whoa, close shave

Now I have a means and I want to share it. If you let me use some humour.

(Remember that I mentioned highly sensitive or emotional people? Well, this may not work well with them.)


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I thought it would be funny,

Fake English

We talked about learning the language in order to speak properly and get understood (properly!). Yep, check.

What about learning the lyrics before singing a foreign-language song?

More than 12.500.000 views on youtube. You need to see this.

Valentina Hasan, a contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show “Music Idol” performs Mariah Carey’s song “Without you” in fake English:

The reaction of Mariah Carey:

Come on, sing along.

Ken leeeeeee, ….

P.S.  Guess this other “American” song. Can you?

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