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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

And the witty reply from the tech Support reads:

14 clever (and a bit nerdy) jokes

There we are with some clever jokes that you should be a little nerdy to understand. 🙂

Epic one-liners

epic lol

September 17, 2012

in Bits and pieces, Did you know?, Humour
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My top 3 reasons for detention

I would gladly do any of them (and complete my detention(s)) .

May I have the second activity during a detention? 🙂

September 4, 2012

in Bits and pieces, Humour
2 Comments

New and convenient way to apologize

“Ugh, my bad.”

“Nope, not enough.”

Of course it is not enough, you senseless creature. And especially if you are dealing with highly sensitive or emotional people, in other words most women (and some men).

Sometimes I wish I had a blank than I would check and would have had apologized. Done, bygone, far-off, closed page, i.e. forgotten. Or, at least, I would have deflected the coming grudge. Whoa, close shave…

Now I have a means and I want to share it. If you let me use some humour.

(Remember that I mentioned highly sensitive or emotional people? Well, this may not work well with them.)

Ta-daaa.

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